Ah now call de “East coast” de “East cost”, since dats de home a Messianic Obama, de last a de big spenders. He is de last cuz we ain’t gonna have nothin left after he flees to de Caymin Keys in Airforce #1, which he ain’t gonna bring back, n asks fo n is gittin political asylum after showin em he brung along de plates n a plane load a Treasury ink n paper for printin de US 100 dolla bill.
Yup, de latest is de minor $ 410 billion spendin bill which includes over 7,000 a his favourite earmarked programs, like maybe crutches fo “East cost” beached whales n other environmentally sound billion dolla “East cost” programs.
Lawd have mercy on de animals cuz ah cain’t afford de mercy a Obama fo em.
De $ 410 billion is gonna cost me. So’s all de rest a de Savin america through makin me in debt programs
Then, a coarse, der is de “West cost” bailout programs. It gonna cost me too.
Den der is the “Midwest cost” which ah ain’t gonna get in to.
Since ah ain’t no beached whale ah ain’t gittin nothin but de bills.
Ah is loosin it n it shows in ma writin too. Ah is degeneratin.
