1, The American people elect by a slim majority a president with a total of 42 days experience as a U S Senator representing the most politically corrupt state in America (not naming any State names here of course), whose Illinois Governor is legally impeached and removed from office, permitting indictments and prosecution for crimes committed in office. The President’s first official act is to close Gitmo and make sure Prisoner of War Terrorists do not have their civil rights violated (which might damage their psyche’s and compel them to become criminals).
2, The U.S. Congress rushes to confirm a black Attorney General, Eric Holder, whose law firm we later find out represents seventeen Gitmo POW Terrorists. Well if they didn’t defend them (for the money), somebody else would! And besides, haven’t POW’s always been able to sue in US Courts for US Constitutional protections??? Like owning a gun and all that.
3, The CIA Boss, Leon Penetta with absolutely no experience, has a daughter Linda who (ex post facto of Leon’s appointment) turns out to be a true radical anti-American activist who supports all the Anti-American regimes in the Western Hemisphere. (Is she really a cunning inside stooley for the CIA??)
4. We got the most corrupt female in America as Secretary of State….America’s friend, Hillary Clinton, who couldn’t keep her philandering Presidential husband in line, but will keep US International Relations in line.
5. We get a Tax Cheat for Treasury Secretary who couldn’t remember to pay his Federal income taxes. The perfect man to catch Federal Income Tax cheats!!! He knows how to do it.
6. A Commerce Secretary nominee who withdrew due to corruption charges. How do we really define “corruption” anyway?
7. A Tax cheat nominee for Chief Performance Officer who withdrew under charges. All a miss-understanding really.
8. A Labor Sec’y nominee who withdrew under charges of unethical conduct. Try to prove it Baby!!
9. A Sec’y HHS nominee who withdrew under charges of cheating on his taxes. Ain’t never been convicted yet !!!
And that’s just the first two weeks . . . but Hey baby! Who’s counting?
America is being run by the modern-day comedy team …..The Three Political Stooges ~ Barrack, Nancy, and Harry ~ ….none of whom can define “stimulus” no matter what.
Stimulus is where the New Government of Change buys your vote by absolutely pledging to give you a miniscule portion of your tax dollars back to you, you lucky Devil you!! After printing them, it makes you feel so good about yourself [stimulated] that you want to run out to Wal-Mart and buy a new Chinese-made HDTV and go home to watch Obama and listen to his “the sky is falling” speeches to cheer you up about your great grandchildrens future of abject poverty and debt Slavery!! After all, Happy days are here again!!!