Mutant dwarf polar bears, evolving in the Artic under the pressure of air pollution and global greenhouse gases such as CO2 currently destroying the planet due to US personal lifestyles, are pouring out of the Artic and surrounding villages and towns in Northern Alaska and Canada. Massive Artic ice-melt due to global warming which currently is melting all ice over our spaceship Earth, is causing the happy homes of these polar bears to dissapear into water and the Artic Ocean. In fact, it is rumored that if this continues, cruise Liners will soon be offering winter cruises to the balmy Artic to escape the cold of winter elsewhere. Coconut plantations are considering the Far North climes as perfect evolving land suitable for planting coconut trees.
Currently, Northern villages attacked by hungry foraging hordes of these crazied mutant dwarf polar bears are being totally destroyed and the inhabitants thereof being totally consumed in a massive feeding frenzy by the bears. The confirmation of this was proven and documented by a dropped digital camera which pictures a mutant dwarf bear, ravaged by hunger, attacking a (presumed) male human person in order to hamstring him so that he may not flee and then may be more easily consumed. 4 recovered pictures (date unknown) of an assault are shown below.
While one bear may seem insignificant, a village surrounded by 50,000 of them has no chance even though the villagers dialogue with the bears trying to avert the assault.
(It should be remembered that gun-control has been implimented in the area to avoid destruction of potential spotted owl sites). Persistant circulating stories within knowledgeable circles that the Canadian North-West Mounted police have lost over 3247 men to crazied mutant dwarf bear consumption have not yet been confirmed.
Even Number 10 Downing Street, London and the English Prime Minister is making NO comments on this breaking story.
The damage being done to Gia, our spaceship Earth, by CO2 and other greenhouse gases is having its consequences. Flatulence from domestic cattle and other quadrupeds is also on the increase. Refusal to eat Tofu, which is a perfect substitute for say a Top Sirloin steak, shows the selfish abandonment of reason by the American public leading to planetary destruction.
(Photo smuggled from the New York Times secret archives. Public is NOT to be alerted to prevent mass panic.)
