Looking Backward: 2029 KEY HEADLINES FOR THE YEAR
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the Seventh largest Nation in the World, Mexifornia.
Meddlesome agitating White minorities trying to impose English as a recognized third official language in Mexifornia in defiance of majority of citizens.
Spotted Owl plague continues in Northwestern United States: crops, livestock at risk.
Baby conceived naturally! Scientists are concerned.
Iran to remain sealed off. Scientists estimate 2,000 year off limits requirement before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global assistance after being seized by Lichtenstein. No country offering aid.
Castro dead at age 112. Cuban cigars now legal. President Chelsea Clinton issues Executive Order banning smoking.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to 2400 US Pesos and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only to cut costs.
85-year and 75.8 Trillion US Peso medical study clearly shows: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Confirmed: Average weight of Americans drops to 450 lbs in 2028.
Global cooling blamed for 3rd year of Citrus Crop failure in Mexifornia and Floruba.
Public Schools announce, “Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States. No Child to be Left Behind”.
Massachusetts executes last suspected Conservative by organ harvesting.
Supreme Court ruling: Punishment of non-convicted criminals does not violate their civil rights.
Steroids aid in Average Height of NBA players to nine feet, seven inches.
Senate passes Obama Law: Licensing of nail clippers and screwdrivers required. No concealed carry amendment attached. Final date for license, January 2030. Penalty for violation: Public Maiming on Prime Time.
IRS sets poverty bail-out minimum tax rate at 95 percent.
