Ah listens ta whut is bein said on de News bout Obama n “bailouts”. Stuff de Federal Guv’mint ain’t doin is “bailouts”, its Nationalizing industries. Course de big Bank “bailouts” has de Federal Guv’mint buyin Prefered Bonds in dese banks which bonds has no votin power a who runs de show. Dat leaves all de Executives n Ceo’s n bank officers in der jobs whut botched de bank managin in de furst place. Dat caused de need fo doin de “bailout” in de furst place. Dese fellas says dey gonna git it right now wid taxpayer billions since dey now knows how NOT ta do de managin n bustin de bank usin private bank funds. Betcha ya believes em on dat one. Congress sho did. De bums runnin everythin needin taxpayer “bailouts” is all stayin whur dey is sos dey kin “try again” n hopefully make a profit wid out bustin de Federal Treasury….. maybe. Aftah all, unlimited funds is available by Federal Taxation right? Addin up whuts already been plundered frum de Federal Treasury wid out inny mo “bailouts” is dat de current total is 2 Trillion dollahs. Course dat means sellin some country or countries in de world 2 Trillion dollahs a Guv’mint bonds ta do de “bailouts”. Ain’t no country or suckers gonna buy em so’s dey is just addin zero’s electronicly wid computers ta checks mailed to de “bailed out boys”. Easy dat way. Course dats 2 Trillion dollahs added to de money in circulation. Not printin just computer tack-ons. Real simple ta do n cheap to. No printin, no ink spent, no “po woodland trees” killed ta make de money paper. Environmentalists loves dis easy method. Guess whut….. ah kinda figures dats called inflation a de currency. Cheapen up de dollah. Basicly inflation robs dem dat saved dollahs a de purchasin power a de dollahs dey saved. Destroys savin dollahs since its a sucker play. Inflation ain’t just gonna raise taxes ta payback de amount, its gonna rob folks a der savins. Dats why Guv’mints loves it. Yer wages goes up cuz ya gits mo worthless dollahs n ya gits in de past. Prosperity wid numbers. Look at all de mo ya earnin says de Guv’mint. Lots a added zeros to de currency needed ta buy a ham sandwich too.
Now de first folks dat spends inflation currency gits de best buys cuz de inflated supply don’t make prices go up right immediate. Takes a while fo folks ta kitch on. So dis now mo worthless paper gits a good buy at de ol buyin price whin de price wuz lower. Gonna be costin huge amounts a paper dollahs once de whole batch a 2 Trillion mo worthless currency gits circulatin. Usually de Guv’mints wut inflates makes de profit frum savins robbin. Dey usually inflates n den spends furst.
De big Bank “bailout” is now reported to a gone to only 9 big Banks in de US. All a de money not just sum a it. Dese big Banks does 55 % a de bankin business n gits 100% a de “bailout” bucks. De other 45% a de banks gits nuthin. Since it wuz promised dat dis “bailout” a de banks gonna make prosperity flow like milk n honey agin, guess lettin 45% a de bank industry fail ain’t gonna hurt de big time new prosperity none. Just de 9 Big Boy Banks gonna buy up all de little banks wid taxpayer bucks. Prosperity is heah ta stay wid 9 banks workin fine. Dats de promise.
Ah gots me a 1 Dollah paper silver cirtificate dat promises ta pay ta de bearer 1 dollah in silver on demand. Ain’t no time limit on dat promise nether. Its just a lie is all. Guv’mint repudiated de pledge a doin it. Bet we gits even mo prosperous if just 1 bank gits ta doin 100% a de American bankin business. Let de other 8 big banks fail wid no “bailout” funds. Only give ta J. P. Morgan n Trust taxpapayer “bailout” bucks whin all de 9 Big Banks discovah dat dey just paid too large salaries n pensions n golden parachutes ta de same old crooks dat done it befo. Make em happy. Let J. P. Morgan run de prosperity n be done wid it.
Now a course all de “bailout” bucks to un-crunch de credit wut is currently crunched is only fixin old problems. New ones is poppin up daily. De American automobile makers fo example. 2 Trillion a “bailouts” just ain’t enuff ta un-crunch things fo dem. Now my question is “Whut is an American car maker” inny how? Chrisler autos has de engines made in Mexico, de transmissions made in Germany n de car bodies made in Canada. Dis is called an American car cuz de Detroit autoworkers tightens de lug nuts. Toyota ain’t a American car maker cuz de factories is heah in America, n de workers is Americans, but sum a de money profits goes ta Japan. Just ain’t fair doin dat. Ain’t no American company at all. Gotta save de American auto industry (whut evah dat is) wid hundreds a billions a dollahs a Taxpayer bucks. Yes Suh, dats de new way a doin business in America. Everybody on welfare includin de biggest companies wid American labels on em. Little bit a dat welfare gonna trickle down to ya, ya know. Dis is de trickle down on ya welfare system now. Got ta be incorporated wid friends in Washington ta gits de big bucks tho.
Ah think if yo is smart ya gonna git some garden seeds dat reproduce mo seeds. No hybrid type plants. Ya all gonna need em whin de buck goes ta bein used only fo heatin de tin can ta cook dem vegetables wid.
