Bloggin by an old duffer

September 29, 2008

Well dis heah is ma furst postin a blog stuff.  Din’t know nuthin bout bloggin atall.  In fact ah still don’t know nuthin bout bloggin.  Ma neice says to me,” Willie, ya needs to blog”.  Ah says,”Ah am too old to blog, Fellas ma age gits heart attacks from bloggin.  Rheumatis gits bad bloggin.  We old duffers gots to watch our bloggin n stay clear a it whenevah we can”.  Dats wut ah says, plain n simple.  Well she insists dat ah blog.  To keep de gal happy ah says,”OK, ah do a lil bloggin.  Not much, mind ya.  Just a smidgin”.  Dis gonna keep her from wakin me up at nap time.  So she says,”Ah done made ya a Blog Site n its yours to blog on”.  Ah says,”NO mortgage.  Ah ain’t payin for no blog site, n ah don’t even know how ta dance de Blog.” Well dats when she tells me its free!  Ah been around a long time.  Nuthin is free cept taxes, n den dey wants money fo dem too.  Anyhow, ain’t paid out nuthin yet, sos we dodgin de Blog Chiefs bill collectors pretty good n heah ah am bloggin (ah think).  Dats how ah gots heah.

The AIG Management “Bonus” Package

March 23, 2009

Top AIG managers did not receive “bonuses”. “Bonus” synonyms are reward, honorarium, gift. A “bonus” is a gift to reward positive performance paid by a private employer.  The AIG management received rewards/gifts for negative performance in destroying multi-billion dollar AIG.  AIG management simply plundered remaining company cash assets under color of “bonuses”. No more than theft by planned premeditated fraud done with malice aforethought perpetrated by company managers and others for personal financial gain.

FRAUD is any trick or artifice employed by one person/company to induce another person/company to fall into an error, or to retain them in it, so that the second person/company makes agreements contrary to their/companies interest.

AIG demands the right of Public Purse plunder, doing so by maintaining balance sheets with false entries. Claimed is that company “assets” drove them into bankruptcy or the brink of it. “Toxic assets” caused AIG to fail, not fraud by AIG management.   Today, it is claimed that ”liabilities” do not cause huge companies to fail.  It is their “assets”.

“Toxic assets” are not and never were “assets”, they are the opposite of assets, namely liabilities. Known “toxic assets” never entered the liabilities column on the AIG company balance sheets.

AIG management admits to these balance sheet entries. No “toxic assets” column exists on AIG company balance sheets. It is admitted fraud by AIG management to knowingly enter “liabilities” as “assets”.

Fraudulent balance sheets deceive the public into believing that these companies are viable concerns. Top managers/plunderers continued to sell stock, enter into contracts, and create “confidence” in their financial structure.  Top management even use fraudulent balance sheets as pretexts to pay themselves “bonuses” out of company cash assets.  These things are inherently fraudulent acts.

Federal regulators concealed the fraud. The fraud continues after the cash assets of the companies are gone. Demands are now for Tax Monies. “Plunder as usual” must continue. Congress and the President enter the fraud and deliver Treasury Monies.

Where are the Federal and State indictments and prosecutions for fraud, theft and other crimes? Or is Nationwide corruption that complete.

A Tale of My Childhood

March 12, 2009

Now gather round children and you shall hear a tale of long ago.  A time of yesteryear when monstrous teachers and evil  books infested the land .   When swirling mists of cloudy deceptions enveloped the minds of simple children and ancient evolving Man boldly strode the paths of imagination, only to vanish instantly without a trace to never be seen again!

In my early youth I liked public school.  I liked all of it.  I even liked religious-evolution indoctrination.  It was fun.  My brain swelled with it.

I liked Piltdown Man.  Piltdown Man was my friend.  I could spell Piltdown Man correctly for test purposes.  After religious-evolution indoctrination we would have a test, or at least some time that week.  Always on the test  was this question, “Write down 3 extinct races of Man which we studied.  They must be spelled correctly for full credit.  (3 points)”.  For some reason, I never understood why, during indoctrination the teacher  always capitalized Man.  If I capitalized it on other subject papers I lost points.  If I didn’t capitalize it answering evolution questions I lost points.

The correct answer to the test question was: (1)  Peking Man; (2) Neanderthal Man; (3) Piltdown Man.   I could never spell Neanderthal correctly and always lost 1 point, but I could always spell Piltdown Man correctly and gained back the 1 point. 

I liked Piltdown Man.  Piltdown Man was my friend.   Piltdown Man saved my test grade.  I had evening dreamy pleasantries of finding the last living Piltdown Man in the crawl space under the house.   I would ask dream Mom, “Can I keep my Piltdown Man as a pet”?  And dream Mom always said, “ Yes, my dear sweet precious son”.  I would name my pet Piltdown Man “Fred”.  I liked the name “Fred”.  I would play checkers with Fred and I would always win.  Piltdown Man was a toughie as we learned during religious-evolution indoctrination.  My pet Piltdown Man, Fred, would beat up the mean kid down the street for me.   Fred would protect me from the other mean kid, who would sic his biting dog on me for fun.  Fred would become the toughest dog on the Block!

In my public school class we all moved on to a higher grade.  We had brand new books.  The books contain religious-evolution indoctrination chapters of course, and in there was Peking Man and so was nasty old Neanderthal Man, but……  I scanned the pages rapidly for my friend Piltdown Man.  He wasn’t there anymore!  I was severely distraught and raised my hand and asked the teacher, “What about Piltdown Man”?  A look of anger enveloped her reddening visage and with unsuppressed rage she marched me to the Principals office for disrupting the class. 

The previous semester Piltdown Man was happily cavorting throughout our textbook, turning cartwheels and winking at me.  Now he had vanished and had gotten me sent to the Principals office to boot.  What had Piltdown Man done????  I asked a adult male that evening if he knew about Piltdown Man’s indiscretion.  I was told that there was current information on the News about him.   50 years earlier something had happened within the seething fevered brains of the primary Apostles of Evolution.  Today people had found evidence that Piltdown Man never had existed!!  That these  deranged (but well intentioned)  Apostles of religious-evolution had simply concocted out of bits and pieces of whatever was lying about, a pious fraud.  An aid to build the faith of evolutionary neophytes.  This pious fraud they had named Piltdown Man!

I was devastated!  This revelation made my psyche revolt, severly damaged.  It was Societies agent, the public school, that had done it.  It was Societies fault! Through compulsory evolution indoctrination they had deceived me about the existence of  Piltdown Man. The result, 1 point lost on all future tests and my completely and irreparably damaged psyche!  Piltdown Man as a formerly living sub-human was now not only extinct, he was a never was.  To mention the name of Piltdown Man now in class was verboten.  Book publshers and teachers got taken by Evolutionist con men! No reminders of books and teachers teaching fraud!  Mere mention of Fred would invoke wrath from the Disciples of evolution and teachers of Evolutionary Law.  My tottering damaged psyche was forcing me to contemplate a life of crime.  I would stick up gas stations.  My damaged altered genetics would compel me to become the New Clyde Barrow who would someday find his Bonnie, but was predestined by evolution to die with my Bonnie in a Model B Ford V8 in a hail of machine gun bullets. 

How could they do this to me and Fred???

I became an Evolution Apostate. I was no longer a zippity-do-dah evolutionist, but a corrupter of others evolving down the joyous paths of “scientific” evolution.  I asked in class to see a real dead Neanderthal or at least a camera picture of one to prove he had ever been.  Back to the Principals office.  Maybe somebody could tell me where he was buried so I could go out there and read his tombstone, “Here lies Neanderthal Man who was tough to spell and deserved extinction  for it”.  Back to the Principals office.  I received continuous reprimands during religious-evolution indoctrination.   I was recalcitrant.  In my dreams I would shoot gas station owners who always resembled my teachers.

Thus I remain.  An enemy and traitor of “True Science”.  A corrupter of  young evolutionary neophytes.

I, the dregs of the not yet extinct sub-humans.  A liver of a degenerate life of none-crime, but still , just me, my unclaimed Bonnie and Fred against the world.

 P.S. I am saving up for a Model B Ford V8.  Any charitable contributions?

De “east cost” n such

March 12, 2009

Ah now call de “East coast” de “East cost”, since dats de home a Messianic Obama, de last a de big spenders.  He is de last cuz we ain’t gonna have nothin left after he flees to de Caymin Keys in Airforce #1, which he ain’t gonna bring back, n asks fo n is gittin political asylum after showin em he brung along de plates n a plane load a Treasury ink n paper for printin de US 100 dolla bill.
 
Yup, de latest is de minor $ 410 billion spendin bill which includes over 7,000 a his favourite earmarked programs, like maybe crutches fo “East cost” beached whales n other environmentally sound billion dolla “East cost” programs. 

Lawd have mercy on de animals cuz ah cain’t afford de mercy a Obama fo em.
 
De $ 410 billion is gonna cost me.  So’s all de rest a de Savin america through makin me in debt programs
 
Then, a coarse, der is de “West cost” bailout programs.  It gonna cost me too.
 
Den der is the “Midwest cost” which ah ain’t gonna get in to.
 
Since ah ain’t no beached whale ah ain’t gittin nothin but de bills.
 
Ah is loosin it n it shows in ma writin too.  Ah is degeneratin.
 

F.D.R’s (ooops)….Barrack Hussein Obama’s First Two Weeks

March 2, 2009

1, The American people elect by a slim majority a president with a total of 42 days experience as a U S Senator representing  the most politically corrupt state in America (not naming any State names here of course), whose Illinois Governor is legally impeached and removed from office, permitting  indictments and prosecution for crimes committed in office.  The President’s first official act is to close Gitmo and make sure Prisoner of War Terrorists do not have their civil rights violated (which might damage their psyche’s and compel  them to become criminals).

 

 

2, The U.S. Congress rushes to confirm a black Attorney General, Eric Holder, whose law firm we later find out represents seventeen Gitmo POW Terrorists.   Well if they didn’t defend them (for the money), somebody else would!  And besides, haven’t POW’s always been able to sue in US Courts for US Constitutional protections???  Like owning a gun and all that.

3, The CIA Boss, Leon Penetta with absolutely no experience, has a daughter Linda who (ex post facto of Leon’s appointment) turns out to be a true radical anti-American activist who supports  all the Anti-American regimes in the Western Hemisphere.  (Is she really a cunning inside stooley for the CIA??)

 

4. We got the most corrupt female in America as Secretary of State….America’s friend, Hillary Clinton, who couldn’t keep her philandering Presidential husband in line,  but will keep US International Relations in line.

 

5. We get a Tax Cheat for Treasury Secretary who couldn’t remember to pay his Federal income taxes.  The perfect man to catch Federal  Income Tax cheats!!!  He knows how to do it.

 

6. A Commerce Secretary nominee who withdrew due to corruption charges.  How do we really define “corruption” anyway?

 

7. A Tax cheat nominee for Chief Performance Officer who withdrew under charges.  All a miss-understanding really.

 

8. A Labor Sec’y nominee who withdrew under charges of unethical conduct.  Try to prove it Baby!!

 

9. A Sec’y HHS nominee who withdrew under charges of cheating on his taxes.  Ain’t never been convicted yet !!!

 

And that’s just the first two weeks . . . but Hey baby!  Who’s counting?

 

America is being run by the modern-day comedy team …..The Three Political Stooges ~ Barrack, Nancy, and Harry ~ ….none of whom can define “stimulus” no matter what.

 

Stimulus is where the New Government of Change buys your vote by absolutely pledging to give you a miniscule portion of your tax dollars back to you, you lucky Devil you!! After printing them, it makes you feel so good about yourself [stimulated] that you want to run out to Wal-Mart and buy a new Chinese-made HDTV and go home to watch Obama and listen to his “the sky is falling” speeches to cheer you up about your great grandchildrens future of abject poverty and debt Slavery!!  After all, Happy days are here again!!!

History Repeats Itself For Those Who Disdain History

January 21, 2009

Food for Politically Incorrect Thought.

I am getting a creepy feeling of watching a modern replay of history in action. 

 I am first referring to Barack Obama and his ascension to the Presidency.  A messianic Pied Piper for America.

 I am also historically referring specifically to the rise to political leadership of Adolf Hitler.

 Hitler was born in Austria not Germany.  In order to run for political office in Germany he had to become a German citizen.  He did this in 1932. 

 Barack Obama appears to have been born outside the United States (Kenya?).

 Hitler rose to power in an economic crises as has Barack Obama.

 Hitler was viewed as having messianic powers to save Germany and I keep hearing that Obama is going to save our nation in its “crises”.

 

Hitler was leader of the National Socialistic German Workers Party (using German abbreviation techniques, NAZI party) and Hitler’s promise was to bring National Socialism to Germany.  Socialism on a national scale for all German workers.  He kept his promise.

 Obama has campaigned  and promised socialism on a national scale for all American workers and it looks like he means to keep that promise.

 

Hitler in furtherance of his goals, placed loyal National Socialists (and old line NAZI’s ) in key leadership positions in the German government.

 

I see Obama appointing old line radical Socialists into key positions in his administration.

 

As far as socialism in action methods, Hitler nationalized all industries but used a clever technique.  He allowed factory owners and other owners of businesses to have their names remain on the deeds, but they were viewed as “overseers” in their own plants.  They were allowed to remain there to implement the Central Planning commands emanating from Berlin.  As long as they “did their job” they remained in their “overseer” positions.  Otherwise they were replaced with “loyal” Germans.

 

Obama is implementing Nationalization of various industries.  The CEO’s and others in industrial positions of authority are allowed to remain as long as they toe the line on Central Government demands.  Oversight of their activities is from Washington. 

 The Federal Government is “buying” preferred bonds in business as part of this scheme of “bailout”.  Preferred bonds having no voting power, but generally can be converted to common stock which does have voting power.  A hammer over the heads of business for total Central Planning control at will.  CEO’s can be voted out if need be.

 Hitler had members of his party who tried to bring down by revolution the Bavarian Government.  Hitler went to prison for one year for being a leader of that failed revolution.

 

Obama has friends and party members like Bill Ayers, a dedicated revolutionary who tried to bring down the US Government and is an expert unrepenitent bomb maker who lost a girl friend due to a untimely bomb detonation.  Ayers is still promoting radicalism using stronger action than he used.  Bigger bombs for better times.

 Hitler is considered to be one of the worlds greatest orators, not on content but on speech delivery capability.  He mesmerized even the opposition who lost track of speech content due to his emotional oratorical delivery method. 

Hitler convinced a nation that a political party flag was the national flag.  That he, Adolf Hitler, WAS the nation Germany.  The SS took oaths to Adolf Hitler The Nation, not Germany the Nation.  Disloyalty to Hitler was disloyalty to The Nation.  Treason to Hitler was treason to Germany.

“The Will of the Führer is the Will of Germany” was a nice propaganda slogan of the times.

 

I read that Obama is a wonderful speech maker.  A great “Pied Piper” (a quote by the way) which “…America needs at this time”.  All the press is a-jumble with nothing but praise for his ability to give “hope to America and the world” (by speech making).  Suppose we said “Obama is wrong”.  Will we be committing treason?  I wonder how long that will take.

 

People went a little mad when Hitler was appointed Chancellor of Germany.  The messiah had arrived.  Great night time torchlight parades all over Germany that night.

 What can I say of the Obama coronation on January 20th that does not invite comparison?

Most of  the worlds totalitarian dictators had narcistic personalities.  By narcistic I mean an inordinate fascination with oneself; excessive self-love; vanity.  A gratification derived from admiration of one’s own mental attributes which eventually leads to a belief in personal infallibility, never look backwards on deeds already done because there is no need.  Hitler had this type of personality.  At first he was promoted as being infallible in politics only.  By 1945 he personally believed in being infallible in politics, infallible in leading his political party (NAZI’s), infallible as leader of the civil government, infallible as leader and prime director of all military battles and military strategy on all fronts simultaneously, infallible in religious beliefs etc.

Obama in rising to political leadership seems to have that narcistic personality.  It’s on display publically daily.  The only one capable of infallibly saving America during crises.

Reich Minister of Public Enlightenment and Propaganda (1933-1945), Dr Joseph Goebbels made sure the Newsmedia told the “truth” and had infallible good things to say about NAZI leadership and activities.  Not like those Weimar Republic radicals.

 

I need but look at the American Newsmedia  in whatever format it appears in their “reporting” the “News” on Obama for comparison.  Who will be the chosen one for our American Minister of Public Enlightenment and Politically Correct Worldview Propagator?  Jane Fonda perhaps?

 

Hitlers power as an absolute dictator rested on one law passed by the Reichstag (German Weimar Parlament).  The law was called the Enabling Act.  It gave the Chancellor (Hitler) power to amend the Constitution at will to “handle the crises”.  It required renewal every 4 years.  It was always renewed by the only remaining “loyal” Party in Parliament, the NAZIs.  The Weimar Republic never died, it remained as the Will of the Führer.

 

Will Obama follow the delegated powers granted under the US Constitution, or is it only a obsolete out-of-favor Constitution good only for Happy Days, null and void in times of “crises” and substitutable by the Will of our messianic new President?

 

Hitler developed the Hitler Youth (Hitler Jungend) for 14 to 18 year old boys to develop the “proper Weltanshauung” (Weltanschauung = a comprehensive conception or image of the universe and of humanity’s relation to it).  It finally became mandatory by law to be a Hitler Jungend member for boys of that age.  All Hitler Jungend meetings were held on Sunday so the youths would not become confused with talk about that Jew named Jesus, who was  promoted by dis-loyal Germans on Sundays. 

 

One of the mandatory meal prayers required of the Hitler Jungend is translated and shown below:

“Führer, my Führer, given me by God. Protect and preserve my life for a long span. You saved Germany in time of need.  I thank you for my daily bread. Be with me for a long time, do not leave me, Führer, my Führer, my faith, my light, Hail to my Führer!”

 

When we start seeing similar prayers like the above  prayer with the word Führer replaced with President, and the word Germany replaced with  America I think this comparison of historical replay will be complete.

 

Myself?  Well I’ll be in a Re-education Center at Happy Camp in  Death Valley, California run by Reverend Wright for containment of less evolved forms.  Ah, enjoying the sun and watching Socialism on a National scale for American Workers (that survive).

NEWS FLASH !!

January 15, 2009

Mutant dwarf polar bears, evolving in the Artic under the pressure of air pollution and global greenhouse gases such as CO2 currently destroying the planet due to US personal lifestyles, are pouring out of the Artic and surrounding villages and towns in Northern Alaska and Canada.  Massive Artic ice-melt due to global warming which currently is melting all ice over our spaceship Earth, is causing the happy homes of these polar bears to dissapear into water and the Artic Ocean.  In fact, it is rumored that if this continues, cruise Liners will soon be offering winter cruises to the balmy Artic to escape the cold of winter elsewhere.  Coconut plantations are considering the Far North climes as perfect evolving land suitable for planting coconut trees.

Currently, Northern villages attacked by hungry foraging hordes of these crazied mutant dwarf polar bears are being totally destroyed and the inhabitants thereof being totally consumed in a massive feeding frenzy by the bears.  The confirmation of this was proven and documented by a dropped digital camera which pictures a mutant dwarf bear, ravaged by hunger, attacking a (presumed) male human person in order to hamstring him so that he may not flee and then may be more easily consumed.  4 recovered pictures (date unknown) of an assault are shown below.

Crazed Dwarf Mutant Polar Bear Attacks Villager

While one bear may seem insignificant, a village surrounded by 50,000 of them has no chance even though the villagers dialogue with the bears trying to avert the assault.

(It should be remembered that gun-control has been implimented in the area to avoid destruction of potential spotted owl sites).  Persistant circulating stories within knowledgeable circles that the Canadian North-West Mounted police have lost over 3247 men to crazied mutant dwarf bear consumption have not yet been confirmed.

Even Number 10 Downing Street, London and the English Prime Minister is making NO comments on this breaking  story.

The damage being done to Gia, our spaceship Earth, by CO2 and other greenhouse gases is having its consequences.  Flatulence from domestic cattle and other quadrupeds is also on the increase.  Refusal to eat Tofu, which is a perfect substitute for say a Top Sirloin steak, shows the selfish abandonment of reason by the American public leading to planetary destruction.

(Photo smuggled from the New York Times secret archives.  Public is NOT to be alerted to prevent mass panic.)

DANDY LITTLE QUOTES FROM THE EVER QUOTABLE “KARL MARX”

December 17, 2008

 

The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains.

KARL MARX, The Communist Manifesto

Definition – proletariat – noun

 

 

1.  the class of wage earners, esp. those who earn their living by manual labor or who are dependent for support on daily or casual employment; the working class

2.     (in Marxist theory) the class of workers, esp. industrial wage earners, who do not possess capital or property and must sell their labor to survive.

3. the lowest or poorest class of people, possessing no property, esp. in ancient Rome

Based on the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2006.

 

 


 

The theory of the Communists may be summed up in the single sentence: Abolition of private property 

KARL MARX, The Communist Manifesto

Communism deprives no man of the ability to appropriate the fruits of his labor. The only thing it deprives him of is the ability to enslave others by means of such appropriations.

KARL MARX, The Communist Manifesto

INTERPRETING ALL HISTORY AS CLASS STUGGLE

Hitherto, every form of society has been based … on the antagonism of oppressing and oppressed classes.

KARL MARX, The Communist Manifesto

KARL’S  PEACE ON EARTH FOREVER PLAN

In proportion as the exploitation of one individual by another is put an end to, the exploitation of one nation by another will also be put an end to. In proportion as the antagonism between classes within the nation vanishes, the hostility of one nation to another will come to an end.

KARL MARX, The Communist Manifesto

ITS NOT IN MAN ITS ALL IN THE MONEY

I do not like money, money is the reason we fight.

KARL MARX

The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.

KARL MARX, Das Kapital

 THE REASON THE USA IS A CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC

Democracy is the road to socialism.

KARL MARX

 Definition – socialism – noun

(in Marxist theory) the stage following capitalism in the transition of a society to communism, characterized by the imperfect implementation of collectivist principles.

 

Based on the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, © Random House, Inc.

 

Chicago: Al Capone’s “Hometown” ain’t changed though Big Al is Gone

December 17, 2008

ILLINOIS in general :


Senators:                          Barack Obama & Dick Durbin 
Representative:                  Jesse Jackson, Jr. 
Illinois Governor:            
    Rod Blogojevich (arrested)


Illinois House leader:          Mike Madigan
Illinois Attorney General:    Lisa Madigan (daughter of Mike)

 

And Big Al’s favorite city (today)

Chicago Mayor:                 Richard M. Daley (son of Mayor Richard J. Daley) 

The leadership in Illinois is all Democrats. 

Crime is doing well in Chicago:

Body count in the last six months:    292 killed (murdered) in Chicago   
                  With a mere pittance of 221 killed in Iraq

(Military are safer in Iraq than civilians in Chicago)

Financially the plunder is flowing nicely:

State pension fund  -  $44 Billion in debt, worst in the country. 

As is Taxation:

Cook County ( Chicago ) sales tax  -  10.25% highest in country. (Look it up).

And the “Don’t make em too smart” Sytem is also going well: 

Chicago school system  -  rated one of the worst in the country.

Makes ya wanta buy tax free Chicago Municipal bonds don’t it  !!! 

When was the last time ILLINOIS had a Governor who hasn’t ended up in prison??

According to the Chicago Sun-Times in the last 30 years no less than 79 local elected officials have been convicted of a crime, including three Illinois governors, one Chicago mayor and 27 of the city’s aldermen.

 

Looking Backward: 2029 KEY HEADLINES FOR THE YEAR

December 11, 2008

Looking Backward:  2029 KEY HEADLINES FOR THE YEAR

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the Seventh largest Nation in the World, Mexifornia.

Meddlesome agitating White minorities trying to impose English as a recognized third official language in Mexifornia in defiance of majority of citizens.

Spotted Owl plague continues in Northwestern United States: crops, livestock at risk.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists are concerned.

Male and female couple again petitions Court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran to remain sealed off.  Scientists estimate 2,000 year off limits requirement before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global assistance after being seized by Lichtenstein. No country  offering aid.

Castro dead at age 112.  Cuban cigars now legal. President Chelsea Clinton issues Executive Order banning smoking.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to 2400 US Pesos and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only to cut costs.

 

85-year and 75.8 Trillion US Peso medical study clearly shows: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Confirmed: Average weight of Americans drops to 450 lbs in 2028.

Global cooling blamed for 3rd year of Citrus Crop failure in Mexifornia and Floruba.


Public Schools announce, “Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States.  No Child to be Left Behind”.

Gas price drops to 17.8 Thousand US Pesos per gallon.  Gas stations will now be open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts executes last suspected Conservative by organ harvesting.  

Supreme Court ruling: Punishment of non-convicted criminals does not violate their civil rights.

Steroids aid in Average Height of NBA players to nine feet, seven inches.

 

Senate passes Obama Law:  Licensing of nail clippers and screwdrivers required.  No concealed carry amendment attached.  Final date for license, January 2030.  Penalty for violation:   Public Maiming on Prime Time.

IRS sets poverty bail-out minimum tax rate at 95 percent.

Floruba voting machines chads invalidates election of Republican for Miami Dog Catcher.
 

 

 

 

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November 26, 2008

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